Funny Vacation Quotes That Will Make You LOL


Funny Vacation Quotes That Will Make You LOL | Topsail Rentals Online


Are you looking for a little vacation inspiration paired with a bit of comic relief? Then this is the post for you! We've rounded up some of the best vacation quotes guaranteed to make you giggle, if not laugh out loud. We hope these remind you of your upcoming Topsail, NC beach vacation and all that you have to look forward to! If you haven't booked your Topsail Island vacation rental, well then now's the time to do it.

Now, back to the funny vacation quotes!

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I need a vacation so long I that forget all my passwords.

Yes, please! The longer the beach vacation, the better! Let's unplug from our computers, laptops, tablets and phones and reconnect with the sun, sand and sea instead. Ahhh, that's better. Passwords, what passwords?


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

I’m just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks. –Don Johnson

It's very unlikely you'll see any sharks during your Topsail beach vacation (they prefer the much deeper waters), but if you keep a keen eye out you will find some really cool shark teeth to add to your collection. Read more about shark tooth-hunting on Topsail Island right here. 


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

She-Crab (noun): One in dire need of a beach day.

Alright ladies, raise your hand if this long winter has made you a little crabby? Come on over to Topsail Island and let the sun, sand and sea wash your blues away. You'll feel better the moment you step foot onto our beautiful beaches. 


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man—who has no gills. –Ambrose Bierce

Ha! No gills no, problem. There are plenty of ways to enjoy your Topsail beach vacation by land or by sea. However you're most comfortable, that's what you should spend your time doing. Beach lovers and water lovers alike are happy here. 


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

I need to be seahabilitated.

Give us salty air, sunny days, sandy shorelines, and the ebb and flow of the waves. That's all we need to feel relaxed, rejuvenated and refreshed. Isn't it time for you to get some seahab?


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is clearly Ocean. 

–Arthur C. Clarke

Wow, have you ever thought about this? The earth's surface is about 71% water, so it just makes sense. And Planet Ocean sure does have a ring to it. What do you think? Should we petition for a name change?


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

I'm pretty sure my birthstone is a seashell.

I think all beach lovers can relate to this. Seashells are such precious finds and something that we all love and cherish. Seashells are the new gemstones! 


funny beach vacation quotes | Century 21

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. –Sam Keen

Come and spend some time with us this summer! Have you booked your Topsail Island beach rental yet? Now's the perfect time to plan your summer escape. Sea you soon! 


Funny Vacation Quotes That Will Make You LOL | Topsail Rentals Online

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